Maraschino cherries. Jalapeno. Cough syrup. Milk. Honey. Just a few of the choice items a young (read: devastatingly attractive) Mickey Rourke eases into Kim Basinger’s mouth during this legendary scene in 9 ½ Weeks, the movie that was slow-moed through many a junior high sleepover in my youth. Yes, there have been far more discreet moments of food as a tool of seduction on the big screen over the years, but subtlety can be so overrated. FIORELLA V.